But not today.
Today, they received my Lorna Jane Style Request (apparently). I was pleased to find out that I (apparently) am interested in buying some women's pants from their store in Australia.
The email was as follows:
Hi [my name! how did they know my name?],
Thank you for shopping on lornajane.com.au
Your style request has been received and one of our Lorna Jane Angels will be in touch shortly to help you locate your desired style.
"Beyonce 7/8 Tight (m)"
For faster service or for any additional assistance with your style request please call 1300 LORNA JANE (1300 567 625) to speak to a Lorna Jane Angel now*.
We look forward to helping you Live Active!
The Lorna Jane Team
* The Lorna Jane Angels are available to assist you over the phone during customer service business hours Monday-Friday 9AM-5PM AEST.
I wondered if the Lorna Jane Angels were the ones who were always naked and emailing me or whatever, but I figured what the heck, I'll check out the website.
Oh man. These are some nice pants. Only 65 Australian dollars? I must have them.
|This is my bum, I guess.|
|I bet Frank really wants my credit card number now.|